You're a Smelly Pirate Hooker

April 22, 2014 at 2:56am
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Reblogged from literallygoth

always apologize but never be sorry

— advice I got from a dunkin donuts employee one time (via literallygoth)

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2:52am
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Bold & Brash S. Tentacles, 2001

Bold & Brash
S. Tentacles, 2001

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2:51am
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woof-blitzer:

The new Childish Gambino song is dope

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April 18, 2014 at 11:42am
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heichou-relatable:

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT AVACADO

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11:15am
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pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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11:14am
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Reblogged from mymodernmet

mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

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10:30am
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10:28am
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scott-peterson:

white girls

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10:26am
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10:23am
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9:40am
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If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

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9:25am
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Reblogged from dannerzz

dannerzz:

okay josh

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April 16, 2014 at 10:40pm
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applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

image

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10:37pm
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Reblogged from blameaspartame
myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

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10:23pm
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Reblogged from tomhiddles

99yellowballoons:

I’m pretty sure that this will always be one of the best-acted scenes I have ever watched. 

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