You're a Smelly Pirate Hooker

July 22, 2014 at 9:29pm
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when someone makes a joke about something you’re insecure about 

image

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9:26pm
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kimplz:

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

kimplz:

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

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my life is one big “wow ok”

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9:23pm
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June 5, 2014 at 7:30am
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fartgallery:

one time I texted my friend a picture of me making an ugly face at a bad angle and he got angry at me because he was about to have sex with his girlfriend and saw it and then couldn’t get a boner

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7:28am
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May 28, 2014 at 10:40pm
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10:39pm
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derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

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May 27, 2014 at 9:07pm
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9:00pm
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8:59pm
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8:58pm
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Reblogged from medinaali

medinaali:

Bros before hoes
Junk before trunk
Balls before dolls
Padres before I sleep with two madres
Brad Pitt before grab clit
These nuts before skinny sluts
Masturbate before ask her to date
Beef stew before watching the view
Male erection before one direction
Mario and luigi before Thelma and louizeee
Bert and Ernie before squirt and spermy
Man purses before.. regular purses
Sports before genital warts.. No…
John madden before…. jasmine from Aladdin!

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8:54pm
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8:47pm
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folwer:

but its important

Everything I text Holly…

folwer:

but its important

Everything I text Holly…

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